Welcome to The Shit Show Pen Set
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Because some days deserve a little sarcasm — meet the “Just Surviving” Pen Set.
This set of five black-ink ballpoint pens features unapologetically relatable phrases that perfectly capture everyday chaos, stress, and dark humor. Practical enough for daily use and funny enough to spark laughs, these pens make the perfect adult gift, stocking stuffer, or desk essential.
Pen Sayings Include:
• Not Thriving, Just Surviving
• Welcome to the Shit Show
• Hot Mess Express
• Maybe Today, Satan
• What Fresh Hell Is This
Details:
• Set of 5 novelty pens
• Black ink ballpoint
• Sarcastic, kitschy phrases
• Adult humor
Perfect for Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, holidays, teacher gifts, office humor, or anyone navigating life with sarcasm and style.
Because survival counts. ✍️😌
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